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User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks
November 2011 Wacky Patent
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U.S. Patent Number: 6,293,874


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An amusement apparatus including a user-operated and controlled apparatus for self-infliction of repetitive blows to the user's buttocks by a plurality of elongated arms bearing flexible extensions that rotate under the user's control.

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