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TIME-ALARM BED |
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U.S. Patent Number: 479,307 Patented: July 19, 1892 to G. Q. Seaman
Colitz Catchphrase: "The lazy days of summer might start early with an alarm clock to get you 'rolling' out of bed." |
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ABSTRACT It is well known that the ordinary alarm-clock often fails of its purpose in waking people or at least in compelling them to get up; and the object of my invention is to produce a bed and attachments therefor which will overcome this difficulty and which at any required time will actually eject the occupant of the bed, so that the occupant will not only be awakened, but must necessarily arise. |
