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Apparatus for Facilitating the Birth of a Child by Centrifugal Force
November 2015 Wacky Patent


U.S. Patent Number: US 3,216,423

Patented Nov. 9, 1965


Charlotte E. & George B. Blonsky


Colitz Catchphrase:

"As if the pain of childbirth alone isn't enough to make a woman's head spin.”

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The primary purpose of the present apparatus, will assist the under-equipped woman by creating a gentle, distrubuted, properly directed, precision-controlled force, that acts in unison with and supplements her own efforts.

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