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Apparatus for Kicking the User's Buttocks
June 2018 Wacky Patent


U.S. Patent Number: US 6,293,874 B1

Patented Sep 25, 2001


Joe W. Armstrong


Colitz Catchphrase:

"When you need a good swift kick in the buttocks but no one is around!

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The invention relates to a user-operated amusement apparatus. More specifically, the invention relates to an amusement apparatus including a user-operated and controlled plurality of rotating members for self-kicking the user's buttocks.

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